Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

How dare Rupert Murdoch call me 'instable'.

He's an 81 year old old man, he's clearly confused. The police lent his crony Rebekkah Crooks a horse, which Cameron rode and they put it in the stable. At no point did I go down to the stable and offer to muck it out, in order to get Rupert Murdochs support for the General Election.

That never, ever happened. There is absolutely no photographic evidence of that happening, because we went late at night. I mean because it never happened.

Oh, hang on a minute, did he say 'unstable'?

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