Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 August 2012

I have been appointed the new United Nations Special Envoy for Global Education.

My job will see me help "galvanise support" for the UN's global education scheme, which aims to give every child access to quality teaching.

The pay is not very good, but the few hundred grand a month will help to cover the falling sales of me recent books I suppose.

Now, where's me whiskey....