George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 June 2004

Condi is So Smokin' Hot... OH man!

Dear Diary,

President Bush here. Today I totally caught Condi looking at me funny! And not in that "friend" way!! I think she was checking me out! I could totally go Clinton on her, because I am the President of these United States of America, and I'm a sexy, powerful man. I think I would go for her, because she's got one helluva body.

Guess what else happened? That meany idiot Cheney yelled at me again today. Seems I'm not playing by the right rules at this game we are playing called "Lying To The Americans". I thought that rules were made to be broken!

Okay, I gotta get going. I stayed up all night watching "The Best Sex Ever" because I didn't want the wifey to catch me! Hehehe! Don't tell!!!

Peace to yah homeys!

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