George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 6 July 2004
Today was a big ol' busy day! I watched the Simple Life 2, and then me an' Dick played checkers.
I lost, but only by 3 runs.
Tomorrow, I'm gonna make up a new law about cookies. Maybe there should be a new cookie tax...
I already have Condi and Dick's approval, so now I've got to get Colin.
Laura was out of town doing a PBS commercial with Elmo. God...I hate that dang ol' red thingie.