George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 July 2004

Dearest Diary,

Today was a big ol' busy day! I watched the Simple Life 2, and then me an' Dick played checkers.

I lost, but only by 3 runs.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna make up a new law about cookies. Maybe there should be a new cookie tax...

I already have Condi and Dick's approval, so now I've got to get Colin.

Laura was out of town doing a PBS commercial with Elmo. God...I hate that dang ol' red thingie.

Love, Dubya