George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2012

See, I told you I wouldn't be moved from my ministry job did I not?

I know too much about my old pal David for him to even think of annoying me, and we've shared the boos at the Paralympics.

Amazing how we're still allowed to stay in office really... but then again, that's thanks to the Labour Party doing very little in opposition, and the Lib-Dem's farcical contribution... they have told nearly as many lies as we have!