Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 January 2012

I got a letter from Tel Aviv, from Uzi Liberman, the Israeli finance minister.

He congratulated me on my inactivity and ineffectiveness as the opposition leader in the UK, begging me to continue doing absolutely nothing that might put the Coalition Government at risk of losing the next election.

He says the UK ministers investment accounts had never been healthier.

I'll ask my three year old what it means later, after I've had my sugar puffs.