Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 February 2012

I cringe when I looked at the voting intentions poll this morning.

Tories and Lib-Dem's up a point, and my beloved Labour party down 1 points!

I'm at a loss what to do about it.

I see the Guardian printed about me receiving a "Harrod's Christmas hamper valued at over £660", from the Sultan of Brunei.

That's not true!

It was worth at least £900!

Their just jealous!