Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Oh dear oh dear!

Voting intention poll today revealed:
Conservatives 41%
Labour 40%
Lib-Dems 8%
Other 11%

What can I do?

I've got crooked Coalition Ministers, Coalition lies about VAT, NHS, and their nepotistic fiddling, unemployment figures all in Labour's favour, yet still we can't lead the poll!

I'm getting depressed.