Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Did you see the Telegraph this morning? They said: "If Labour ditched David and Ed Miliband, it could actually win an election! - A new ritual has been initiated in the bars of Westminster. Whenever a Tory and a Liberal Democrat meet for a drink, they start by saying what is now called "the Coalition prayer".

Closing their eyes and clutching their glasses, they say in unison: "Lord, protect and keep Ed Miliband - as leader of the Labour Party."

One columnist had the nerve to say all I've done since becoming leader is to get belatedly married and teach me sons how to swear!

Not true! I've.... er.. erm.. mmm...