Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 November 2017

Well, here I am, giving my time for my country again, jetting off to unknown lands to save the day. I hope the country will have forgotten about all this Russian crap by the time I get home and start loving me like they know they should. They should be greeting me as a conquering hero when I get there, I know they will this time! Because I do such an awesome job, impressing everyone with my giant I.Q.!