Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 27 July 2017

That Sessions is really pissing me off. Who does he think he is, recusing himself, right when I really need him! He's just like the others, they're all out to get me. I know Eric is, if he really is my son. Why else would he keep making that ugly face whenever I see him?
I think they're watching me now. I'm not even going to swat that fly.