Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 June 2017

I wish George W. What's his name? Oh ya, Bush. I wish he would call me back. They keep saying that he let his cell phone run out of power again and he's given the Secret Service the slip again. I know he must know some secret panels and things in the White House here and I need to know where they are in case I if I have to make a quick escape or something. I know the Secret Service isn't telling me because I pissed them off when I didn't learn their names. I guess giving them names I made up like Shorty and Stinky didn't go over too good. I know they're all just jealous of me.


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