Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 October 2017

Now I'm getting heat for being a good guy and calling those unappreciative gold star parents. I'm sure they were just in awe of me and will snap out of it and apologize for their insolence. Especially after I send my guards over there to explain things to her.

It didn't help when someone got the lists mixed up and gave me the ones of the parents who hadn't been informed of their child's death yet. So as soon as I would say I was sorry about their death but they knew what they signed, the parents would start crying and I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Sad.


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