Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 22 July 2017

Dear Diary-
This will have to be short. The Secret Service man I was having to transcribe this quit, just like those other traitors. I wonder if Sean Spicer would want to be Attorney General? I don't think law school should even be mentioned. Oh well, time to check on that pardon for me I'm having the new girl write.
-Glorious Orange Man