Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Boy, do I love that daughter of mine! Ivanka's so in tune with the people. I've become almost god-like and just can't relate to the little people anymore like she does.

Well, I feel so good, I'm going to do my favorite thing-draw pictures of the Wall we're going to build along the Mexican border. Now where's my crayons? I wonder what we should do about the Rio Grande River. Let me call Ivanka. She'll know!