Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 5 March 2017
I just had to wake up today in the Lincoln Bedroom and do what I do every day--yell for the Secret Service man that stands guard outside my door.
I yell "Who's the President?" at who ever it is and they answer back, "You are, sir!"
Which is reassuring, because every morning when I weak in a cold sweat after screaming all night in my dreams, I never am sure if it's really happening.
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