Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 March 2017

I told the White House switchboard to get me Nordstrom's head office but they won't take my calls any more, even if it's coming from the White House!

I just want to tell them again how STUPID they are to not carry Ivanka's fashion line. And now they'll be feeling stupid when Ivanka starts her own store for her fashion line and it puts Nordstrom out of business. We'll see how they like that!

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