Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 January 2019

That movie about me, Vice, has all these people crying about all my DUIs and flunking out of college and then putting me down because I like war and killing and drinking and shooting guns and torture and all that. Like there's anything wrong with that! That reminds me, I need to call my lawyer and see if I can sue about anything!

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