Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 9 June 2018

Everyone that comes by tells me about how Bush is no longer the WORST PRESIDENT EVER since Trump has clearly outshone him in his atrocities. Hell, Trump in his first month had already shown he was more fucked up than George Bush ever was.

But nobody ever mentions to me what a scumball douchebag that Mike Pence is! I'm no longer the WORST VICE-PRESIDENT EVER and no one even mentions it!