David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Britain's Got Talent won't be a success without the Hoff.
Walliams instead of me???

Britain's Got Talent. More like Britain's Got Tired.
Britain's Git Judges.
Britain's Got Turnips.
Britain's Gullible Talent.
Britain's Greedy and Talentless...

Oh Simon! Please, please please, take me back. I won't let you down.
sob sob sob...