David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

The Job centre have sent me to East London where they are looking for security guards for the Summer London Olympics.

Once I pass all the checks, I'm gonna ask to work on the Beach Volleyball events. A great way to meet chicks.

After all, I've got years and years experience of the beaches on Baywatch. Fingers crossed.

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