David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 December 2021

Well, with all of this palaver happening at number 10, I think I had better wade into the debate. I mean, no one has asked for my opinion, have they, but maybe it will help with my next book, following the success of my first one.

Anyway, I don't believe there was a party, a social gathering, a cheese and wine night, as I would have been the first one to have been invited, and I wasn't. I was just there, working on my new magnum opus, having a nice quiet night in with Samantha,

Oh, I miss those days. I really do.