David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Monday, 23 December 2019
Well, I have just signed 100 copies of my autobiography to give to all of my friends, and I understand that that Santa chap has a lot to give out as well.
My epic tome will be read by my many fans throughout the country in that boring week between Christmas and New Year, and, hopefully, a lot of people will see me in a completely different light.
I am looking forward to watching my old mate Danny Dyer in his little documentary about real life in the Eastend, though. Watching him and his little family should be a great time for the whole country.
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