David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 August 2012

I have decided to order the continuation during the Paralympics of the deployment of anti-aircraft guns surrounding the London Olympic Park.

In a move that might cause a little outrage in Britain, I argued that the country must always be vigilant in case of a terrorist attack.

Not a bad statement for a bloke who's annihilated the police force, cut back on all the armed forces, but increased my own personal protection squad.

And no one has played up about it? Weird!

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