David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Barack Obama, US President and I, have said that the use of chemical weapons in Syria or even a threat to deploy them would be 'completely unacceptable'.

Load of tosh of course, but it will help both of us to appeal more to the voters, proletariat and scum populations of both of our countries - with a view to retaining my position as head of the Government... and that is more important than anything.

To me anyway...

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