David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 April 2012

'My offering for the Eton Cookbook of 200 favourite dishes this year, was an adaptation of a River Café pasta dish with spicy Italian sausages and it is absolutely delicious!'

Boris Johnson's effort on the other hand was somewhat common and modest, however - cheese on toast. 'It was so basic that you didn't even have to grate the cheese!' Phwert!

David Davis, my MP for the constituency of Haltemprice and Howden tried to tell me I needed to help working families!

Damned nerve!

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