David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 November 2010

Dearest diary,

Today I'm going to China! Going with 50 of my best mates to forge trade ties for all!

I've heard it's offensive to refer to Chinese food as "Chinese" when I'm over there. Do I ask for "I'll have a you then please?" I wonder if there's an Oxfordtown? Ooo the thrills.

Nick in charge. Hopefully everything will be fine by the time I get back.

DC