David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Phone call from my darling Maggie on my private mobile number. Coulson does not even know the number - National Security you know. Anyway, Maggie, my hero, has discovered that our soon to be new Princess is descended from mining stock. The old dear wants Kate checked up on, Thinks she may lean to the left.

Will get Clegg onto this, he's doing nothing else right now.