David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 October 2010

Sent Nick out to blast the IFS today. We had a ten hour coaching session at number ten but Nick finally got the message. What a coup this is, having our fags, ehm, LibDems to do all the dirty work for us. Tell 'em what to say, send them out to spread the message and voila! Sky News headlines.

Osbo's done good. Loads of free publicity from his speech. Now, BBC sorted, Royal Mail next maybe resurrect the hanging bill. We can't lose can we, lobby fodder by the bucketload to back any of our plans.

Have to go, phone call from Defence Sec about sub stuck somewhere. It never rains does it?

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