David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 October 2010

That squirt George Osborne is full of himself these days and I'm tired of Nick Clegg crying on my shouldre. This job is not what it is made out to be. I have to smile when I am blue, darling, just to please sweet you. And those Neanderthals on the Back Benches drive me up the wall. I don't like what I'm doing but they love it.