David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 November 2010

Damn this job, ruined our holiday so it has. Can't go to Thailand because it looks like we are too rich, na na na, na, na.....

The kids are devastated. All their chums are going off to expensive, exclusive foreign lands at Christmas and they are going for a walk on the beach at Bognor Regis.

Still it saves all the bother of travelling with loads of expensive Christams presents half way around the world.