David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Aww just when I was winning my friends have to cheat at their exp[ences from their mummy. My mummy would never pay for my foot pump for my blow up pool.

I asked mummy yesterday if she could pay for my bus fair to travel to my friends. Mummy said to me,"Do you think I have pockets big enough to run the country, go and pay for it yourself by having a jumble sale to sell stuff to the very nice poor people."

I guess I will have to wash a few cars too.


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