David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

Hee Hee aat last I have the better of Mr.Bumble. Mr. Bumble was across from me at the biggest table you have ever seen. You know there were a lot off my friends there. We had caterpolts and rotten veg.

My very besttest pal willy Haig said to me and you know I had to agree with him, well he said, "Why throw very very good nicely priced veg at the rotton vegetables across the table.

O Yes my mummy said to me that it's called the dispatch box. Bloody big box if you ask me.


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