David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

Dear Diary,

For PMQ's i've come up with a plan to get, hee hee hee, Chief usless to call a general election. Me and some of my bestest of friends, Big Chief Willie haig.

Whe n Becket has left dowing stret we've got a plan to tye her to the lamp post just round the corner and put that picture of prezzicot around her neck. Corr Blimey I mean this will make him call an election. Phwor its sue to work. untyl tamorra diary.

dave the brave

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