David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 March 2010

Deer dairy, Av gon an' pulled sumfing in me ankel. Lucks like arm not gunna be in the Werld Cup now. Ma kids'll be ded mad and Toria's gonna tear sumfing else wen she sees me. Arm ded skerd of 'er.
She woz luckin' forwed to meetin' the lasses agen.

Well at leest arm not like Cole, Terry and Tevez am a ?

Godda go, she's cummin'.