David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Nice to get back from South Africa and see the wife although I have to admit, I met a lot of children who looked like her in the refugee camps we visited.

I'll never forget our team visit to that refugee camp. It's so sad seeing a group of people with no hope, no future and no spirit. Well, that's what 6 year old Tenbe Umbuki said to me anyway.

Worried I may have contracted AIDS while I was there. Everytime I went to walk anywhere in the camp the security people kept telling me to keep my AIDS with me all the time. Victoria told me I should take an HGV test but I don't understand why learning to drive a truck would be of any use if I do have AIDS.

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