Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Today, told everybody that I was living incarnation of God and assured them that they'll always get their daily ration of rats legs and corn mash. Wished every one a happy first day of the month and told them once again that I am God. Had lunch with my son and ordered him to bomb the bejesus out of those infidels east of here. Hey, its cool to be a freak.