Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
The Evening Standard late edition says Boris and Ken are neck and neck in the polls. i couldn't get the thought out of my mind.
Last night i had a dream we both received the exact same amount of votes across London and had to share the role of Mayor for four years.
The obvious suggestion from me was i do two years and he does two years.
His policy advisor said i could do Mon, Wed, Fri, - he would do Tue, Thurs, Sat.
My policy advisor said Ken could do mornings - i could do afternoons.
But typical Ken had to be different - he wants to sit on the left side of the chair while i sit on the right - now that would be four awkward years!
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