Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

The race for City Hall was neck and neck today as I suffered fall-out from the woes of the Tory party!.

I'm ahead by just two points - 51 to 49 in a run-off - after Labour voters began to trickle back to Ken Livingstone.

But the poll of 1,138 Londoners, as the contest enters its final full week before May 3, shows that Labour has now opened up a 19 point lead over the Conservatives in Westminster voting, suggesting the party's problems nationally are starting to bite, and unfairly affect my chances of winning the Mayoral battle... that's not fair is it?

I like being Mayor, the ladies like me too.

Damn Cameron and Osborne!

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