Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

So the third debate is over. After 'losing' the first one and equaling the series in the second, I think early polls have shown I won the final one on the subject of foreign policy.

I don't want to claim it was easy, but I basically made sure I reminded everybody of the three following things

1. Liberated Iraq
2. Gone after Al Quaida
3. KILLED BIN LADEN

Oh, and for good measure, I repeated the phrase "Governor Romney, your all over the map"

And after November 6th, hopefully you'll be off the map.
PS Did I mention I KILLED BIN LADEN.