Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 17 October 2012
Dear Diary -
I did it! I won our second Presidential Debate.
I knocked it out of the ballpark. I showed that filthy rich flip flopper that he can fool some of the people some of the time but he can't fool this Illinois muchacho.
I did what my good buddy Joey "The Pit Bull" Biden told me to do and that is to verbally bite the "Hair Spray Kid" and make him yell "Uncle."
Well I am proud to say that I not only made him yell "Uncle," I also made him yell "Aunty," "Grandpappy," and "Cousin Bubba."
(And I Approve This Message)
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