Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Dear Diary -

I just watched some of the GOP political convention and I must say I was impressed with Ann Romney. She kinda reminded me of a cross between Leave It To Beaver's June Cleaver and The Big Valley's Victoria Barkley.

I noticed that she used two teleprompters just like I do. I wonder if any of the GOPers or GOPettes are going to hammer her for doing that the way they hammer me.

Man oh man, Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has got to be the biggest politician I have ever seen.

I heard that after making his keynote speech he single-handedly ate a 16-inch triple pepperoni pizza and chased it down with half a dozen tacos.

I swear the big boy makes Chaz Bono look downright anorexic.

President Barack Obama

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