Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 October 2012

Dear Diary -

Election Day is getting closer and closer and I have some of my top investigative people trying to find some kind of dirt on the old "Flip Flopper."

So far the main thing is that we have video of him saying that he only cares about the rich people and talking about how the poor people need to stop complaining and go out and look for high-paying executive position jobs like the kind he and his friends have.

What a work of art that "Frankenstein's Monster" twerp is.

Oh well, I guess I will just have to hit him with that 47 percent foot-in-mouth comment he made. That should get me back some of the points I lost and then some.

President Barack Obama
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