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Funny story: Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

BILLINGSGATE POST: La Toya Jackson, still pissed because she was dumped by Trump on All Star Celebrity Apprentice, told Rachel Maddow on MSNBC that Trump's hairdo was actually composed of one hair that is 600 feet long, wound and curled to cover his...
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Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...
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Funny story: Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since April of 2010 has the Supreme Court issued a decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, The High Court of Scotland started this procedure back in the 1262 in order to keep an over-supply of poetic justices occupie...
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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
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Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...
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Funny story: Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton had affairs with "thousands of women." So said Linda Tripp in a rare interview on "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio". Tripp was a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal and worked in the West Wing of the White...
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Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...
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Funny story: Orangutan Has Sex With Donald Trump's Hairpiece

Orangutan Has Sex With Donald Trump's Hairpiece

An orangutan named Buzz Tolstoy has just had sex with Donald Trump's hairpiece, Kern County's Channel 13 news has just confirmed. The real estate mogul and presidential GOP frontrunner, 70, was just wrapping up a campaign rally in Bakersfield, Cal...
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Funny story: Gunbattle TV: new in 2026

Gunbattle TV: new in 2026

Today, 18 January 2026, we can report the launch of America's newest and most exciting channel. Gunbattle TV will start at midnight tonight. It will initially run for a few hours each night, before expanding into 24-hour format within the first year.
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Funny story: Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Washington Post: Washington. President Barack Obama today took the podium during a philosophical debate at Boston University. In a speech prepared by his advisers the President 'showed' awesome knowledge of Oriental and Western philosophy until h...
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Funny story: Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Trump concerned that Ted Cruz will spend thousands of tax dollars on maple syrup

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump finds it very problematic that fellow candidate Ted Cruz is from Canada. Trump states that during breaks in the debate, Cruz surreptitiously drinks maple syrup from a flask stickered with Canadian flags.
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Funny story: If Trump Had a Hammer

If Trump Had a Hammer

To be sung to the melody of "If I had a hammer" If Trump had a hammer, He'd hammer in the morning, He'd hammer in the evening, All over this land. He'd hammer on Mexicans, He'd hammer on Muslims, He'd hammer at the love between Our brothers and our sisters All over this land. If Trump had a bell, He'd toll it in the morning, He'd toll it in the evening, All over Trump Land...
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Funny story: Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

I cannot tell you how uplifting Francesca Gino's recent article in Scientific American magazine made me feel. All my life I have been harassed, whether it be by my parents or close friends, as having a terribly sarcastic attitude towards life and all the assholes I have to share it with. Then, finally, I find an article from who the hell knows whom, which justifies my entire reason for being.
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...
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Funny story: Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
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