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Funny story: John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name. The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike...
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Funny story: Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

A new study by the Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF), a nonprofit "nutrition" organization with close ties to the meat industry, blames hot yoga for global warming. The WAPF report has created a lot of additional heat for Bikram Yoga founder Bikr...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Boston - Calling his mother a "manipulative, lying, exploitive, self-serving, opportunist," Dave Warren, her eldest son, adamantly denied being gay. "Mom outed me to a group of fund raisers so she could get their money. She likes to portray hersel...
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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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Funny story: St. Patrick's Day Parade Gay Pride Participants Say Other Ethnic Groups "Can Go To Hell"

St. Patrick's Day Parade Gay Pride Participants Say Other Ethnic Groups "Can Go To Hell"

Chicago - Gay groups allowed to participate in Chicago's Saint Patrick's Day Parade held a press conference to celebrate the parade organizers "openness to homosexuality" but told reporters not to confuse "being gay' with "liking the English." "T...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Des Moines, IA - As Governor of Florida, he said one thing, but now that he's fighting for the Republican Presidential nomination in Iowa, Jeb Bush, the brother of former President George w. Bush, is saying another - that he thinks "corn holing" is g...
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Funny story: Ex-President Bill Clinton Admits To "Still Being Troubled Over Balkan Bombing Campaign"

Ex-President Bill Clinton Admits To "Still Being Troubled Over Balkan Bombing Campaign"

Washington DC - Calling his cock a "massive pressure valve," former President Bill Clinton said that his sexual escapades with teenage Latin American prostitutes will "continue unabated" because they are his "only source of psychological release."...
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Funny story: New Water Commissioner Announced

New Water Commissioner Announced

Manfred, New Hampshire - This small town of 750 has finally found a replacement for Bill Hicks, the 92 year old member of the local water commission who suffered a massive stroke during a commission meeting last February. Ms. Jean Seymore, a local r...
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Funny story: The Church of Scientism opens it's first house of worship

The Church of Scientism opens it's first house of worship

Australia- It is an "Advanced Church" facility, one of five in the world that trains the senior ministers for the churches in the rest of Australia, Japan, New Zealand and Taiwan. The 3.5ha of land in West Chatswood cost the church $37million and...
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Funny story: NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

President Barry Obummer is madder than Michelle on PMS at the news that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA, for short) is spending one billion dollars "that could be better spent on propping up Obummercare," Prezident Obummer co...
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Funny story: Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Washington DC - The White House says most of President Obama's private emails to Hillary Clinton were returned unopened because the former US Secretary of Snakes couldn't handle Jamaican Patois. The Creole-related Caribbean tongue-encrypted presi...
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Funny story: Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, saying the move showed "disintegration" in U.S. pol...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Washington DC - It turns out Hilary Clinton took her life in her hands when she decided to opt out of using her .gov email as Secretary of State. According to a hitherto obscure subsection of a Civil War Era statute, she could face possible executio...
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Funny story: NBA Issues Clarification on Rules On Fouls Involving Players with Priapism

NBA Issues Clarification on Rules On Fouls Involving Players with Priapism

In response to complaints from Civil Rights organizations representing people with chronic Priapism, the NBA has issued a memorandum of understanding regarding its rules. "Players with permanent boners cannot be run out of the NBA," a spokesman fo...
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Funny story: White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

Washington DC - President Obama exchanged emails with Hilary Clinton but his spokesman denies the President was ever cognizant of the act. "We really have no way of knowing," Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters. Earnest went on to say t...
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Funny story: Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Washington DC - Big time Democratic blood and organ donors vowed to "up their game" in the face of attacks on Hilary Clinton. "I'll give her my other kidney," said the Chairman of the Organs For Hilary Campaign, Zachary Brown "We don't have bea...
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Funny story: United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

Washington DC - Speaking to a gathering of mentally challenged high school students at a flagship Washington DC vocational charter school, President Obama announced new sanctions against Venezuela, citing Venezuela's "inflammatory" rhetoric. "The...
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Funny story: Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...
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Funny story: Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

London, UK - A highly decorated World War III general and former UK Chief of Stuff has been quizzed by cops following a series of dawn raids as part of Operation Ratsarse. General Sir Monty Dambusta, WC & bar, 47,942,716th in line to the Briti...
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Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...
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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...
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Funny story: Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...
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George Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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