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Funny story: White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...
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Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...
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Funny story: Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of her newly released book, Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, the Whip Woman describes how she led the leader of the free world around the office on a leash. A little background on the Whip Woman: Bor...
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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...
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Funny story: Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

New York, NY Donald Trump defended his latest debacle, Trump University, which he is in the process of going to court to defend the "university" of fraud and other charges. The latest from the maelstrom is that teachers and administrators coerced...
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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...
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Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...
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Funny story: Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
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Funny story: Trump Supporters Burning Bright

Trump Supporters Burning Bright

With apologies to William Blake. Trump supporters burning bright, In the dark hearts of their night, What infernal hand or eye Could flame their fearful bigotry? By what vicious, twisted lies Burns the fire in their eyes? On what wings dare Trump aspire? What the hand that flames his fire? By what bluster and dark arts, Could twist the sinews of their hearts? And when Trump's hat...
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Funny story: Zika killed me

Zika killed me

By Prince So ya'll wanna know how I died? You want the truth? It was Zika. You know the mosquito virus from Brazil? Yep, that's the one that did me in. Weird, right? You could have sworn it was AIDS, with all the sleeping around I did in the 80's. Or maybe a painkiller overdose like MJ and Elvis. Or perhaps heart disease, for which I refused medicine due to my Jehova's Witness beliefs. N...
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Funny story: Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

DATELINE: THE GRASSY KNOLL IN DALLAS Just when was Lyin' Ted Cruz going to tell the American people that his father used to hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, there is photographic evidence of their liaison. It has been clogging up archives for...
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Funny story: VP NEEDED! Donald Trump needs you!

VP NEEDED! Donald Trump needs you!

[Donald Trump confers with his chief political advisor Michael Glassner, on the selection of a running mate:] MG (sorting through stack of resumes): What about this republican governor in Maine, LePage? DT: No one's ever heard of Maine. Next choice? MG: How about Silvio Berlusconi? DT: Isn't he in jail? Never mind. He's more outrageous than I am, he'd steal attention away from m...
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Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...
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Funny story: Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...
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Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Interview: I Will Allow My Picture to Go on the $100 Dollar Bill

Donald Trump Interview: I Will Allow My Picture to Go on the $100 Dollar Bill

Donald Trump graciously provided an in-depth interview on how he will mold the United States in his own, winning image. "First off, I will have my picture put on the $100 bill to show the world we are serious about finance. The whole world respects me as a businessman and everyone will want to own their own $100 bill just to stare at the picture and get inspiration," spoke Trump. "Next, I wi...
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Funny story: Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today. "With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American D...
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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: "Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

"Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

As his campaign attempts to humanize Donald Trump with appearances by his family, one member, George Robert Trump, is conspicuously absent. We caught up with the 45 year old "Boy George" Trump in Santa Fe, New Mexico, where he's lived for the las...
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Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality

"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
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