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Funny story: Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Atomic Bomb Ends Conflict in Baltimore

Out of an abundance of caution, a nuclear weapon was detonated in Baltimore after days of angry protests and riots crippled the city and damaged several properties. Working together, the local police and National Guard decided an atomic bomb was the...
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Funny story: Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned. "This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, m...
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Funny story: Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Rioting Continues In Munchkin City

Munchkin City, Oz-- Heavy rioting continues in Munchkin City tonight in the fabled Land of Oz. The mayor's office has been burned to the ground, and the Hall of Fame is in flames at this hour. The Wicked Witch of the West has put the city under a s...
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Funny story: Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now." The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capital...
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Funny story: Volunteer Firefighter With No Legs And Huge Cock Drowns Baltimore Area Infernos With Urine From His Bottomless Bladder

Volunteer Firefighter With No Legs And Huge Cock Drowns Baltimore Area Infernos With Urine From His Bottomless Bladder

Baltimore, MD - His high school guidance counselor told him to be a pornographic film actor but Charlie Weathers said he wanted to give back and opted to be a fireman instead. But then, his legs were crushed by an ice-cream truck and were both amput...
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Funny story: Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like many great scientific advances, classical conditioning was discovered accidentally. Like Pavlov, President Obama discovered that his running dog media would begin to salivate whenever he entered the room, even when he was no...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) to be combined into one department. Mr. Obama's spokesman, T...
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Funny story: After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction

Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...
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Funny story: Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Tampa Bay, Florida - Republican Presidential Candidate Marco Rubio had hoped saying he would attend a gay wedding if invited would be the end of him having to comment on hypothetical homosexual scenarios, but his answer has only encouraged more quest...
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Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Littleton, New Hampshire - Saying she is gratified for their recognition, Hillary Clinton today said that she would accept the first New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi award for woman of the year, but the former first lady balked at attending the awards cere...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Hopefuls Spar On Educational Policy At Iowa Pork and Corn Dinner

Republican Presidential Hopefuls Spar On Educational Policy At Iowa Pork and Corn Dinner

Dubuque, Iowa - Republican Presidential Candidates debated educational policy on a makeshift stage at a Holiday Inn Express breakfast room in Dubuque, Iowa as potential Iowa caucus voters feasted on corn and corn fed pork dishes. Texas Senator Te...
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Funny story: Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

Texas Legislature Poised to Pass Open-Viper Law

AUSTIN, TX-The Republican-controlled Texas legislature is poised to pass an historic Open-Viper Law over the next two weeks. The Open Viper Law, the first of its kind in the nation, would allow Texas citizens to openly carry venomous snakes in the Lo...
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Funny story: Capitol Hill awash with reports 'Obama born with albino dick'

Capitol Hill awash with reports 'Obama born with albino dick'

Washington AC/DC - They're hosing down the Oval Orifice men's room this weekend after someone posted footage of the President's annual urino-genitary medical exam on the White House intranet. It shows the President with a 10-inch lily-white willy...
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Funny story: Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Phil Mickelson Can't Stop All The Hat-Tipping Nonsense!

Scottsdale, Arizona - Chip Fairway, here at the world famous PGA Training Facility of Scottsdale, where pro players can undergo any number of tests they think will help lower their score out on the course. A well-trained team of doctors, swing coache...
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Funny story: Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs

Ottawa, Ontario - Canada's Department of National Beaver Pelts and Other Foreign Trades, has initialized negotiations with its #1 trading partner, the U.S., to see which downtrodden celebrities they might be able to get in exchange for Pop-Star, Just...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Funny story: Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Golfer Furyk Spotted Selling Tartan Jacket Trophy After Win at Hilton Head

Hilton Head, South Carolina - Our man on the golf scene, Chip Fairway, had been at the RBC Heritage Golf Tournament for four very long days - his work was done. There was nothing left to do but smudge some dirt over the scratch on his rental car and...
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Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Washington DC - A Fox News investigation shows that just months after the Clinton foundation received a two million dollar contribution from the President of a Kazakh held Uranium company, the US State Department signed off giving that company privil...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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