A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies and dogs, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces.
The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, wit...
Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, have come up with inventive new ways of sucking the money out of their pockets.
Most airports have already come up with the ingenious meth...
Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months.
In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...
London - "It's a feelthy lie, begorrah," Real IRA commander Osama Bin Life-O'Riely said today ahead of the Beeb broadcast at 9pm.
"Provisional Al Qaeda bastards is them what done it because of a trick or treaty dare from George W Bush."
The do...
The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage- to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos (see Yahoo News). There have recently been eight crashes supposedly due to 'old timers' tapping the gas pedal in...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Al-Qaeda announced Wednesday it will close its embassy in France in fear of retaliation for the painting of a mustache on French first lady, Valerie Trierweiler, by Muslim artist Hakeem Hussien Obama, a distant relative of Barack...
BUMFUCK EGYPT (ABSNN) - The second highest ranking leader of the radical Islamic fundamentalist sect Al Qaeda has announced that he will personally fund the making of a new motion picture, "Jesus the Pussy Whupped".
"Our budget is unlimited. This...
BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to...
Al Qaeda has announced they will no longer have a number 2 following the death of Said al-Shihri who was hanging out at the Al Qaeda Local 42 in Yemen, when he was hit by a US terrorist seeking missile. Said was just about to give a humorous speech...
Amazingly, Osama Bin Laden has sent a VHS tape to Arab News Corp TV claiming that he is not dead and holding up a newspaper from May.
"In this remarkable recording, he talks about how the Americans got it wrong," said Arab News Corp head of progra...
Despite recent setbacks, the terrorist group al-Qaeda remains firmly committed to using their undergarments to try and blow things up, a spokesman said today.
"We've tried shoes, socks, and of course underwear," said Jabir Al Jabazz in a telepho...
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...
A suspected covert operative of al-Qaeda has been arrested before boarding a flight to London after authorities suspected that he was wearing a concealed underwear bomb; one that required no metal.
The suspected operative, tentatively identified...
Scratchy video footage released on jihadist internet forums last night appears to show an Al Qaeda spokesman attempting to claim responsibility for the devastating invasion of foreign crayfish on British waters.
The signal crayfish was thought to...
East Africa - The charcoal grilled lamb-peddling terror outfit's commander has tested DNA positive as Lord Lucan's son, spawned during the fugitive peer's UK taxpayer-funded grand tour of Africa according to reports.
Vladimir Dim-Eatery Lucan Shis...
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that Abu Qatada the suspected 'right hand man' of Osama bin Laden should not be deported in spite of the UK's attempts to see the back of him.
In their ruling the Court went further than many expected s...
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg is pretty upset at a text message that he has just received from Vice-President Joe Biden.
The vice-president has informed the mayor that the Federal Historical Department, which is headed by Biden, has just voted 4...
Central London was lit up like a fireworks display last night as Al-Qaeda members launched an audacious New Year's Day attack on the capital. The shadowy organisation appeared to take control of Big Ben and the Millennium Wheel, from which they fired...