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Funny story:  Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
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Funny story:  Hate a homo…eat a dead animal!

Hate a homo…eat a dead animal!

When Dan Cathy, President and Owner of Chick a fill made his anti-gay remarks this year, he never dreamed what a boon it would be to his business. Now, other fast food chains are vying to join the action. The Associated Press is reporting McDonalds h...
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Funny story:  Holy War, Batman!

Holy War, Batman!

It was an inevitablility. In what has been described as the new 'Holy War', the unesteemed Reverend Fred (Fab Freddy) Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has declared, through seemingly unscrupulous, yet devoutly Christian attorneys, a lawsuit agai...
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Funny story:  Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Politicians of all persuasions united today to condemn the wave of tabloid hysteria sweeping the country which had forced the organisers of "Gay for a Day" to abandon the event and seek police protection in a safehouse somewhere in Brighton. It wa...
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Funny story:  Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem?  Ukraine Speaks Out

Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem? Ukraine Speaks Out

The government of Ukraine hit back at concerned critics today defending perceived racism and homophobia among its citizens as "harmless horseplay and banter". At a hastily convened press conference for the international media intended as a damage...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...
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Funny story:  Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

A "homophobic" soccer player has been sacked from his club because he called a homosexual rugby player gay on twitter. This means that everybody on twitter, soccer player or "normal" people, cannot talk about or have an opinion on the following subjects. (If they do mention these subjects they are what is written in brackets): A) Taboo theme Nr 1; anybody who's a different colour than onese...
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Funny story:  Gary Speed - Gay Gossip & Tabloid Suicide

Gary Speed - Gay Gossip & Tabloid Suicide

Five days on from Gary Speed's tragic end, media experts are rubbing their eyes in total disbelief. Wondering what on earth is up with the tabloids. Can it be true? Have they finally cleaned up their act, thrown off their sleaze-stained underwear, handed in their gossip-badges, turned over a new leaf - and gone straight? Are they no longer the same shameless red-tops that drove Diana to...
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Funny story:  Was Gary Speed Victim To A Sleazy Tabloid "Gay Sting"?

Was Gary Speed Victim To A Sleazy Tabloid "Gay Sting"?

Unconfirmed rumours that internationally loved footballer, Gary Speed, was the victim of a Wapping-style gay sting have surfaced on the internet. Not a shred of evidence has so far been produced. Yet public opinion is already verging on fury tow...
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Funny story:  Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote. Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...
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Funny story:  Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...
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Funny story:  Official Definition Makes The Word "Gay" Mean Bad

Official Definition Makes The Word "Gay" Mean Bad

Top lexicographers have today announced new additions to, and definitions for, the words within the English language dictionary. Of these additions and revisions, however, there stands a solitary point of controversy - the word "gay" will now have th...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin Makes another Bad Decision

Bristol Palin Makes another Bad Decision

Reportedly texting a homophobic slur while still involved on set with the "Dancing with the Stars" reality show, Bristol Palin can't seem to stop being a liability to her Grizzly, Presidential Hopeful, Hockey Mama. Nobody was really shocked that t...
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Funny story:  U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

In an awesome example of Karma, the Daily Mail have today claimed that the national outpouring of hatred and vehement anti-mail sentiment, sparked by their recent "entirely innocent" homophobia against the late Stephen Gateley, was entirely drummed u...
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Funny story:  Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...
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Funny story:  Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice. A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...
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