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Funny story:  Entertainment giant lays off one-fourth of its employees

Entertainment giant lays off one-fourth of its employees

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Reeling from the backlash of conservative and family values groups that followed the outing of company gay CEO, Mickey Mouse--by himself, no less--the entertainment giant, suffering a decline in sales that has rocked its bottom line...
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Funny story:  How To Spot A Transsexual

How To Spot A Transsexual

More and more men are taking female hormones, receiving breast implants, and undergoing sex-change operations to become "women." Some start these procedures while they're still teens and more than a few mimic women so well that they can use the ladies' room without raising an eyebrow among real women or can snare a man of their own. Of course, red-blooded American men want no part--especially not...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

NEW YAWK -- Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddox, Harvey Levin, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transvestites, transsexuals, and 99.99 percent of the rest of the American public are celebrating after sexist, anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic bigot Alex Baldwin,...
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Funny story:  For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College has revealed that local students think all that kissing which same-sex Russian Olympians do is gay, especially for a city that has no gay people. Students in Carver Dining Hall wer...
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Funny story:  Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Dateline: New York--Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. "I remember the first time the terror struck me," he said. "I was at work on my computer, sitting in my cubicle, and a co-worker told me he's gay. My lower lip quivered, I screamed like I was looking into the face of Death, an...
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Funny story:  High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

WASHINGTON D.C. - The U.S. Department of Trade announced Friday that the nation will officially boycott a number of high-revenue Russian products because of Russia's recent public stance against homosexual people. The government was quick to ackno...
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Funny story:  High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

With the threat of "suspension" behind them and more free publicity than they know what to with following Phil Robertson's controversial interview with GQ magazine, the Duck Dynasty family is cashing in by launching a brand new line of firearms. C...
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Funny story:  Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

Minnesota Vikings Special Teams Coordinator Mike Priefer Denies That He Is Anti-Gay

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - Vikings special teams coordinator Mike Priefer says that he does not like to see guys skipping or prancing around but he wants it known that he is not homophobic. Priefer was accused by ex-Vikings punter Chris Kluwe of cal...
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Funny story:  Graham Notton show absolutely brilliant apart from Graham Notton say Licence Payers

Graham Notton show absolutely brilliant apart from Graham Notton say Licence Payers

The brilliant, talented waste of licence payers money, Graham Notton who rose to prominence by sounding like a raving "Queen type man" is not really going down well with viewers (Daily Mail readers and Jim Davidson fans mostly) who stump up "millions...
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Funny story:  To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...
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Funny story:  Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
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Funny story:  Hate a homo…eat a dead animal!

Hate a homo…eat a dead animal!

When Dan Cathy, President and Owner of Chick a fill made his anti-gay remarks this year, he never dreamed what a boon it would be to his business. Now, other fast food chains are vying to join the action. The Associated Press is reporting McDonalds h...
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Funny story:  Holy War, Batman!

Holy War, Batman!

It was an inevitablility. In what has been described as the new 'Holy War', the unesteemed Reverend Fred (Fab Freddy) Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has declared, through seemingly unscrupulous, yet devoutly Christian attorneys, a lawsuit agai...
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Funny story:  Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Gay for a Day Festival Organisers "In Hiding"

Politicians of all persuasions united today to condemn the wave of tabloid hysteria sweeping the country which had forced the organisers of "Gay for a Day" to abandon the event and seek police protection in a safehouse somewhere in Brighton. It wa...
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Funny story:  Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem?  Ukraine Speaks Out

Racism and Homophobia: What's The Problem? Ukraine Speaks Out

The government of Ukraine hit back at concerned critics today defending perceived racism and homophobia among its citizens as "harmless horseplay and banter". At a hastily convened press conference for the international media intended as a damage...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...
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Funny story:  Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a homo rugby player gay!

A "homophobic" soccer player has been sacked from his club because he called a homosexual rugby player gay on twitter. This means that everybody on twitter, soccer player or "normal" people, cannot talk about or have an opinion on the following subjects. (If they do mention these subjects they are what is written in brackets): A) Taboo theme Nr 1; anybody who's a different colour than onese...
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