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Monday, 2 March 2009

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Emma may have to flip a coin to see which school goes first

Actress Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, has been accepted for the fall to study at a University in the United States. The actress has also been accepted to a University in England, but says that attending both by commuting is out of the question.

"I just really can't see myself doing both schools. That magical thingie from one of our movies that let me double and triple time my schedule was just a work of fiction. I don't think it will be possible to get my art degree from the Sorbonne, my medical degree in Berlin, my legal degree in the states, and my Psychology degree at home in the same four years. I may just have to do one year at each."

When asked if she planned to cheer for the football team at Yale, Watson became excited. "I didn't think they cared for our football in America. They have a football team? I wonder how they'd do in one of our leagues?"

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