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Friday, 9 January 2009

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Harry Potter, husband of Mary. They live in Lutterworth.

The starlet of Harry Potter, Emma Watson, has once again proven her independence by ignoring advice from family and friends and gone for a shag with fellow Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint.

And it would appear that to further prove her rebel instinct as an independent young woman, free from the shackles of puberty (Sub Editor: come on, get on with it already!), she decided to go for her shag using no protection other than a train station shelter.

And to add even further insult to injury, Emma was put up to the entire affair by her mother!

It seems that Mrs Watson was paying extremely close attention to the post-Christmas sale advertisements on television for furniture, kitchens and furnishings. She spied one particular advertisement where a local carpet company was offering the highest quality Wolsingham shag pile woollen loop carpeting at a mere fraction of the normal retail price, or even cheaper still had the millionairess originally priced it in Harvey Nicks.

Mrs Watson suggested that as Rupert Grint was visiting, they might care to pop along to the shop and have the shag while it was on offer.

However, they unwisely decided to travel by train, and with the inclement weather, were caught out in the rain, unprotected from the wet, with the carpet they had bought. Had it not been for the station shelter, because of the unreliability and overcrowding on the local train service, the carpet they bought would have been totally destroyed.

When family and friends saw the carpet, general consensus was that yes, the pair had a wonderful shag.

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