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Funny story: "Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

"Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

LARAMIE, WYOMING- With the successful launch of the Cowboy Ph.D. programs at Colorado State in Ft. Collins and the University of Wyoming in Laramie, men and women of all stripes seeking a career are flocking to enroll. Especially popular among t...
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Funny story: Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Colorado State University spokeswoman, Heather St. John, announced today that in light of changing employment needs in the U.S., CSU would be offering B.S. and. Master's Degrees in Cowboy Science. "Our enrollment has dro...
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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...
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Funny story: Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

DEMOCRACY NOW! TRANSCRIPT This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. AMY GOODMAN: Here today with me is Professor Hugh Hurrong who has just resigned from the University of Houston to open a brothel in Nevada. Professor, why did you resign from your position at the university? HUGH HURRONG: Well, Amy, in my role as a Professor of Finance I defended Wall Street, Big...
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Funny story: Inflation, Schminflation--Why We Pay So Much But Aren't Counted As Paying So Much

Inflation, Schminflation--Why We Pay So Much But Aren't Counted As Paying So Much

Inflation--the phenomenon that economists explain is the inexorable rise in prices that outpace our ability to purchase, doesn't seem to be a concern for central banks in general. Word on the street is that the official inflation doesn't match what i...
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Funny story: Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Obama's Department of Education Proposes New System of Monoversities

Given the entrenched left wing tendency of most current institutions of higher learning and the concerns of the political left establishment that conservative views -- also known as extreme right wing views - are disturbing and harmful to the develop...
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Funny story: University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

PROVIDENCE, RI - "If you do something you love, you will never work another day in your life." Said sexual education professor Nikki Nova in her new office at Brown University. A former professional entertainer herself, Nova realized that many more...
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Funny story: Awareness Of Save Darfur Groups at All Time High

Awareness Of Save Darfur Groups at All Time High

BOSTON - Save Darfur student groups at universities across Suffolk County proudly report that they believe awareness of their message is at an all time high. By distributing thousands of bumper stickers to friends and family, wearing customized sili...
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Funny story: UK universities face threat from on-line curses

UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Middle-ranking universities face extinction within the next decade, according to a leading soothsayer. Claire Voyunt, chief oracle, warned that even posh universities could struggle to survive if big cursers start venting their anger with vitrioli...
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Funny story: Rise in bees turning girls off university

Rise in bees turning girls off university

More and more girls are avoiding universities because of the increase in bees observed in academia. Female school-leavers are now 50 per cent less likely than males to end up at university. Many girls really hate bees, and the thought of being...
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Funny story: Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Increasing numbers of Britain's students are using hand-made drugs to boost their academic performance. Typically, students facing exams wrap a cosy rug around themselves whilst complaining that the exam hall is too cold. This procedure enables s...
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Funny story: Students to be given cards

Students to be given cards

Every student, at universities across the country, will be given a Christmas card under a scheme to make them feel more welcome on campus. In order to qualify, students will have to attend at least one lecture before terms ends in mid-December. In...
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Funny story: University offers local pay deal

University offers local pay deal

Bar staff at a Humberside pub could get extra payments - thanks to the unquenchable thirst of hardworking lecturers and professors at the local university. Since the introduction of all-day drinking, senior academics at Humberside University frequ...
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Funny story: Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

U.S. college graduates, fed up with the job market and slow economy, have began wiping their asses with their diplomas in protest. The nationwide protests, known as the "Univershitty Protests," have spread online via social networks as th...
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Funny story: Students Quit University Over Summer Fiasco

Students Quit University Over Summer Fiasco

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia - A group of over 100 students at the University of Virginia (U.Va.) declared on Friday that they were following the footsteps of several professors who resigned earlier over the university president's "near-death" experienc...
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Funny story: Maths A Level student uses Banach-Tarski paradox to prove twice as many students actually got A or A* as passed the exams at the top two grades

Maths A Level student uses Banach-Tarski paradox to prove twice as many students actually got A or A* as passed the exams at the top two grades

Faced with being on the borderline for acceptance to his preferred university place, an eighteen-year-old from Basingstoke has written a letter to the university's Maths department purporting to show that although he was awarded a B grade in Maths, i...
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Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...
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Funny story: Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Penn State University spokesperson Calhoun "Lips" Lippalino called a press conference and informed the news media that the university has received a certified letter from the NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Associat...
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