To boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction (M-T-HEAD) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece to Rudy's Bar for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 well d...
In what will be the biggest airline merger in history, Delta Airlines and Northwest Airlines will join together to ultimately tag-team double-screw the air-traveling public. Squeezed by record high fuel prices and an economy readying itself for a lan...
Four-year-old only-child Nicholas Fortworth (not his real name due to his status as a minor) has shocked the international Childhood Talented and Gifted community by slacking off. It seems he has opted to intake Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank E...
Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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